A QUESTION MY ROOMMATE'S BEST FRIEND JUST ASKED ABOUT MY SEX LIFE

I'm not as wise as y'all thought, huh?
  1. "Dana, what the FUCK is it with you and recently divorced men?"
  2. Me:
  3. I'M TRYING TO STOP, OKAY?
  4. BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE