A REAL MESSAGE I RECEIVED ON OKCUPID TODAY

  1. "Hey! I'm Nick. Two truths and a lie.
  2. 1. I've had some of my writing published.
  3. 2. I enjoy eating pussy.
  4. 3. I'm Greek."
  5. My response:
  6. "All right. My turn.
  7. 1. So have I.
  8. 2. Good for you.
  9. 3. I murdered the last dude who sent me a message like this and got away with it."
  10. God bless. 🙏🏻
  11. (Also, I'm betting good money that Nick's lie was #2 because with opening messages like that, I HIGHLY doubt he's getting any pussy.)
  12. 🐱