AH SHIT I'M BACK ON BUMBLE
My friends were like, "You should go back on Bumble!" And I was like, "Okay."
- •I'll fucking babe you right in the dick.
- •I know I'm hot. I know I'm funny. Please stop telling me you're intrigued.
- •It was just the word "nobu" over and over again. I can't date another coke addict, you guys.
- •Do I have to do everything around here?
- •JUST LET ME BELIEVE IN MY GYPSY MAGIC AND LEAVE ME ALONE
- •I already served 6 years for public urination (it was a LOT of urine).
- •I couldn't lie to such a beautiful face.
- •LET ME READ YOUR STARS
- •His bio said he liked weird and funny women.
- •He writes for Gawker. I'm going to hell.
- •Who the fuck eats pizza at 11am? Terrorists? People who drink soda with breakfast?
- •Crisis averted.
- •He asked me who I thought the worst person ever was. I like this guy.
- •Hey @boleshansky! I KNOW YOU'RE READING THIS