AN OPEN LETTER TO THE PEOPLE WHO UNFOLLOW ME

  1. Whenever I lose followers after posting about eating disorder stuff...
  2. ... I know it's guys who are like I WANNA HEAR MORE ABOUT HER SUCKING DICK AND SHOWING CENSORED PICTURES OF HER TITTIES.
    (They'd be uncensored if I had anything to do about it. Thanks a LOT, List App Community Guidelines...)
  3. One time I made a list about what all my exes' ejaculate tasted like.
    That I ended up deleting because even I was like, "Too far, Dana" even though it made me laugh VERY hard. (I rated the saltiness like a wine tasting. It was both disgusting AND hilarious.)
  4. I can't tell you how many male followers I got outta that.
  5. But the moment I post about puking, dudes are like I AM NOT HERE FOR THIS. BRING BACK THE PINUP PICTURES.
  6. But the thing is, I'm not a one-dimensional person. Yes, sometimes I like to talk about dick and look like this:
    Why yes, those are pasties with tassels. 👍🏻
  7. And other times I write about the pain and biting self-criticism I had to overcome in order to be the body-positive, sex-positive woman I am today.
  8. Plus, most of the time, I look like this.
    This is me very stoned with peppermint candy teeth.
  9. So yes, my "brand" on List App is that I like to talk about dating, sex, and relationships. That's what many of you come to my page to read. And that's great.
  10. But in order for any of that sex/dating stuff to have ever been written, I had to work very hard to conquer the shitty hand I'd been dealt.
  11. Isn't it kind of awesome that someone who used to binge and purge in the handicapped bathroom of her gym is now this weird little sexpot who loves herself? I fucking think so.
  12. So if you'd rather think I'm just a sex-crazed blonde chick who you'd prefer to only talk about drinking cum, then please, by all means, unfollow me.
  13. But if you can fathom to recognize that I am more than just a cum guzzler, someone who's been through some shit in her life, then welcome to the party.
  14. 🎉❤️🎉❤️🎉❤️🎉