I'm so sorry, @tothemaxxx. Please forgive me. I am a weak woman.
  1. Okay, so some of you know that 3-4 months ago, my angel friend @JonMarsh and I played this game where we got stoned and Tindered for each other. I saw him recently and he asked if we could do it again.
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    How could I say no to this beautiful face?
  2. So I made a profile. Again. I haven't been on Tinder in over 3 months.
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    The good news is I got to use one of the bios I'd always wanted to use!
  3. And then Jon and I had the idea to invite our friend Kyle to join us.
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    Kyle is married and has been with his husband since college, so he has never played around on these apps, but he is without a doubt one of the funniest motherfuckers I've ever met.
  4. Kyle accepted. We're getting together 9/16 for the event, which we're dubbing Catfishathon 2015.
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    The rules are as follows: whoever solicits the most amount of dick pics wins.
  5. So, of course, I had to match with a bunch of people so Jon, Kyle and I have people to actually talk to on the 16th... right?
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  6. So I started messing with people who messaged me dumb shit. I forgot how fucking addictive this is. This dude unmatched me right after this. Maybe I'm a little rusty?
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  7. Nope, not rusty.
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  8. This dude claimed to be a Calvin Klein model. Show me the receipts.
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  9. Why do I get off on this?
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  10. I could never handle boring dudes.
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  11. Don't laugh at me, sir.
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  12. ...
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  13. No face dudes, get over yourself.
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  14. Laziness will get you nowhere.
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  15. Public service announcement. Look at me changing lives.
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  16. A small part of me felt bad for the guys who genuinely tried. It's not their fault they don't know I'm on here solely to troll.
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    Clarification: a very small part of me. I am an evil person.
  17. 100% true
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  18. Then I started soliciting dick pics early because I know I have no chance against 2 gay dudes. My snapchat username is: showmeurdick7.
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    I have 2 so far!
  19. The group chat between me, Kyle and Jon is disgusting and I wish all of you could read it.
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  20. Ugh, the 16th is going to be SO. MUCH. FUN.
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