Does this really need an introduction
  1. I'm a responsible adult in charge of my own reproductive health, you guys. #mybodymychoice
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  2. You need this picture for reference.
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  3. Because this is what happened next.
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  4. Then I met someone who just moved here from England! How exotic! #puns
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  5. Daybreaker is a 7am sober rave in NYC, fyi.
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  6. Ugh, try harder, babe.
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  7. I just CAN'T with this dude, you guys.
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  8. This guy had a pic of him drinking something out of a pineapple. 🍍
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  9. THE JIG IS UP. I'm so memorable, y'all! #caughtredhanded
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