FUCKING WITH DUDES ON DATING APPS BECAUSE DUH

Does this really need an introduction
  1. I'm a responsible adult in charge of my own reproductive health, you guys. #mybodymychoice
  2. You need this picture for reference.
  3. Because this is what happened next.
  4. Then I met someone who just moved here from England! How exotic! #puns
  5. Daybreaker is a 7am sober rave in NYC, fyi.
  6. Ugh, try harder, babe.
  7. I just CAN'T with this dude, you guys.
  8. This guy had a pic of him drinking something out of a pineapple. 🍍
  9. THE JIG IS UP. I'm so memorable, y'all! #caughtredhanded