GODDAMMIT BEAUTY BLENDER

  1. Ok you fucking fuck
  2. I TRIED NOT TO BUY YOU FOR SO LONG
  3. "I can't justify a $20 makeup sponge," I said to myself. "I'll just keep using my Mac brush to apply my foundation."
  4. But then last night
  5. It was late and I was feeling vulnerable
  6. So I stopped into a Sephora at 10pm
  7. ... and I bought one.
  8. Went to bed mad at myself.
  9. Then woke up and used the stupid thing and
  10. ...
  11. ...
  12. 😑
  13. Fuck you, Beauty Blender. You're amazing and worth the hype. I fucking hate you.
  14. But wait, please come back so I can use you every day and love you forever.