GUYS ON BUMBLE WHO COULDN'T HANDLE MY ENERGY

Whoops?
  1. You need this picture for reference.
  2. I love being able to message first.
  3. I couldn't remember Lisa's rap.
  4. Valid question.
  5. His bio was just "Lazy Superhero," which was kinda boring so I decided to entertain myself by writing a limerick.
  6. Tauruses. Ugh.
  7. Dad?!
  8. I was actually stoned when I sent that. I was being serious.
  9. And I was still stoned for this one BUT in the holiday spirit.
  10. When Dana's Italian Comes in Handy: Chapter One
    I told him I liked his bathing suit. (It was a Speedo.)
  11. You need this picture for reference.
  12. Billy Joe Armstrong was NOT having it that day.
  13. Yeah, this guy never messaged me back after this either.