HONEST DATING APP SLOGANS
- •Tinder: "Come on in, the water's fine! And by water I mean oral and by fine I mean please get tested."
- •eHarmony: "We're homophobic!"
- •OkCupid: "The men on here look like hot guys you accidentally left on your dashboard for a little too long and now they're kinda melted."
- •Match.com: "So you finally broke down and decided to pay, huh?"
- •Bumble: "Tinder for kids on the honor roll. But, like, at a school in a kinda average district."
- •Christian Mingle: "The hymen covers the vaginal opening like that paper circle a marching band walks through at homecoming."
- •Zoosk: "We work here and even WE have never heard of us."