HOW GREAT I AM AT FLIRTING ON TINDER

I'm back in the game, baby.
  1. The doctor, part one:
  2. The doctor, part two:
  3. The doctor, part three:
  4. The daredevil
  5. The impersonator
  6. The eager beaver
  7. The patriot, part one:
  8. The patriot, part two:
  9. And then I started just messaging a bunch of people "Well hello, sailor."
  10. Like, so many times.
  11. ...
  12. A lot of people responded.
  13. Including a dude I matched with the last time I was on Tinder.
  14. I think that's enough for tonight.