HOW TO HANDLE WHEN SOMEONE YOU USED TO FUCK HITS YOU UP ON *LINKEDIN*

I wish I were joking.
  1. Step one: screenshot the notification email and send it to him via text.
  2. Step two: remind yourself that he has a girlfriend WHO HE MUST REALLY BE SUPER HAPPY WITH IF HE'S REACHING OUT TO CHICKS HE USED TO FUCK ON LINKEDIN
    PS- he hasn't said a single word to me in six months until now
  3. Step three: Verbally eviscerate him.
  4. Step four: remind yourself that you are gorgeous.
  5. You're all done now. Go off and enjoy your goddamned life.