HOW TO HANDLE WHEN SOMEONE YOU USED TO FUCK HITS YOU UP ON *LINKEDIN*
I wish I were joking.
- •Step one: screenshot the notification email and send it to him via text.
- •Step two: remind yourself that he has a girlfriend WHO HE MUST REALLY BE SUPER HAPPY WITH IF HE'S REACHING OUT TO CHICKS HE USED TO FUCK ON LINKEDINPS- he hasn't said a single word to me in six months until now
- •Step three: Verbally eviscerate him.
- •Step four: remind yourself that you are gorgeous.
- •You're all done now. Go off and enjoy your goddamned life.