I'M BACK ON TINDER FOR 24 HRS AND NO ONE LIKES ME :(

I guess I'll just have to find my future ex-husband on Craigslist or something.
  1. I'm a budding entrepreneur. 💁🏼
  2. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  3. I was being honest.
  4. I wanted to know.
  5. And so, naturally, there was a follow-up question.
  6. Listen, you guys. Sometimes you just feel like pounding 3 Four Lokos, okay?
  7. Rick was a limp dick and did not find this medical phenomenon amusing at ALL.
    Just a heads up: there was a dog in one of my pictures. This dude didn't call me a dog face, I swear.
  8. I needed to know what his bio meant.
  9. You need this picture (read the bio) for reference.
  10. If you write a thinly-veiled misogynist bio, I will, in turn, write this:
  11. This is quite literally a losing battle.