I'M BACK ON TINDER FOR 24 HRS AND NO ONE LIKES ME :(
I guess I'll just have to find my future ex-husband on Craigslist or something.
- •I'm a budding entrepreneur. 💁🏼
- •I was being honest.
- •I wanted to know.
- •And so, naturally, there was a follow-up question.
- •Listen, you guys. Sometimes you just feel like pounding 3 Four Lokos, okay?
- •Rick was a limp dick and did not find this medical phenomenon amusing at ALL.Just a heads up: there was a dog in one of my pictures. This dude didn't call me a dog face, I swear.
- •I needed to know what his bio meant.
- •You need this picture (read the bio) for reference.
- •If you write a thinly-veiled misogynist bio, I will, in turn, write this:
- •This is quite literally a losing battle.