I'M STOCKPILING IMAGES TO USE WHEN GUYS ASK ME FOR SEXY PICS
I'm still very sick with a dumb stomach infection and subsequently off Tinder until August 4th (not like I'm counting down the days or anything...). Mama's gotta stay sharp.
- •Top pick. I have a feeling I'll be using this baby a lot.
- •Is it me or is it getting hot in here?
- •Again. Duh.
- •Incredibly sexy pic of me at 8 years old. Try to contain yourself.
- •[auto-tuned] It's Busey, bitch.
- •TTMTDR (thick thighs make the dick rise, for all you noobs)
- •My place or yours
- •This poorly photoshopped picture of Nick Lachey holding a Twix bar.Suggested by @hollis
- •A+ PatriotismSuggested by @marissagrossman