I'M STOCKPILING IMAGES TO USE WHEN GUYS ASK ME FOR SEXY PICS

I'm still very sick with a dumb stomach infection and subsequently off Tinder until August 4th (not like I'm counting down the days or anything...). Mama's gotta stay sharp.
  1. Top pick. I have a feeling I'll be using this baby a lot.
  2. Duh.
  3. Is it me or is it getting hot in here?
  4. Again. Duh.
  5. Incredibly sexy pic of me at 8 years old. Try to contain yourself.
  6. [auto-tuned] It's Busey, bitch.
  7. TTMTDR (thick thighs make the dick rise, for all you noobs)
  8. My place or yours
  9. This poorly photoshopped picture of Nick Lachey holding a Twix bar.
    Suggested by   @hollis
  10. A+ Patriotism
    Suggested by   @marissagrossman