I'm still very sick with a dumb stomach infection and subsequently off Tinder until August 4th (not like I'm counting down the days or anything...). Mama's gotta stay sharp.
  1. Top pick. I have a feeling I'll be using this baby a lot.
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  2. Duh.
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  3. Is it me or is it getting hot in here?
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  4. Again. Duh.
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  5. Incredibly sexy pic of me at 8 years old. Try to contain yourself.
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  6. [auto-tuned] It's Busey, bitch.
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  7. TTMTDR (thick thighs make the dick rise, for all you noobs)
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  8. My place or yours
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  9. This poorly photoshopped picture of Nick Lachey holding a Twix bar.
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    Suggested by @hollis
  10. A+ Patriotism
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    Suggested by @marissagrossman