IF GIRL SCOUT COOKIES WERE SEX POSITIONS

  1. Samoas
    Doggy style with ass slappin' and hair pullin'. These are my shit.
  2. Trefoils
    Missionary
  3. Thin Mints
    Butt stuff. Even the people who say they don't like them secretly like them.
  4. Do-si-dos
    Cowgirl
  5. Tagalongs
    Reverse cowgirl
  6. Savannah Smiles
    Putting a condom on a banana. Who the fuck buys these?
  7. Rah-rah Raisins
    69... aka THE WORST/get away from me