IMAGES OF ORAL HERPES I SENT TO THE GUY WHO WON'T GIVE ME BACK MY STUFF

I left a pair of sunglasses in the car of a dude I was sleeping with. He has been telling me for a solid month that he'd mail them back to me. If you ever find yourself in possession of my shit, believe me, I will annoy the absolute crap outta you until I get it back.
  1. First, I sent him this charming meme that I may or may not have made some adjustments to.
  2. He thought it was funny. 😒
  3. Another two weeks passed and now I'm kinda pissed (because if HE'D left something at MY place, I would've mailed it immediately since I'm a goddamned adult with respect for other people). So I upped the ante.
  4. I texted him this pic.
  5. And this one.
  6. Oh, and this one.
  7. This one, too.
  8. Can't forget this one.
  9. Aaaaaand this one.
  10. Yep, this one.
  11. And this one.
  12. Then I switched to herpes dicks because he really wasn't getting it.
  13. I'm giving him until the end of the week and then he's getting pictures of hemorrhoids because he's certainly acting like an inflamed asshole.
    Don't fuck with me, honey. 😘