KNEE-JERK REACTIONS TO DUDES' BUMBLE PROFILES: PART 2

  1. "I mistook this dating app profile for a job application."
  2. Do you have an MFA or something? Wtf was that last line
  3. I'm just obsessed with the fact that this guy specified that he has good credit. Did he really think anyone was gonna be like SHOW ME YOUR FICO SCORE
  4. You're thinking you're coming off as "zany," but you're actually coming off as "annoying."
  5. A model who works in oil? Okay, so yeah, these are all lies.
  6. This guy...
  7. ... actually made me laugh. Nicely done, Brian.