1. "I mistook this dating app profile for a job application."
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  2. Do you have an MFA or something? Wtf was that last line
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  3. I'm just obsessed with the fact that this guy specified that he has good credit. Did he really think anyone was gonna be like SHOW ME YOUR FICO SCORE
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  4. You're thinking you're coming off as "zany," but you're actually coming off as "annoying."
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  5. A model who works in oil? Okay, so yeah, these are all lies.
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  6. This guy...
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  7. ... actually made me laugh. Nicely done, Brian.
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