1. I stopped reading after "Leo."
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  2. This made me laugh so hard
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  3. Con: you're a dipshit, Pro: I'm not swiping for you
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  4. Yas kween
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  5. Tell your nephew his movies are garbage
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  6. Thank you so much for this free Oprah Life Class
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  7. I only talked to people for like ten minutes. This guy's name was Mario.
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  8. Then I deleted the app for the 40th time.
  9. Bye.