KNEE-JERK REACTIONS TO DUDES' BUMBLE PROFILES: PART 3

  1. I stopped reading after "Leo."
  2. This made me laugh so hard
  3. Con: you're a dipshit, Pro: I'm not swiping for you
  4. Yas kween
  5. Tell your nephew his movies are garbage
  6. Thank you so much for this free Oprah Life Class
  7. I only talked to people for like ten minutes. This guy's name was Mario.
  8. Then I deleted the app for the 40th time.
  9. Bye.