KNEE-JERK REACTIONS TO DUDES' BUMBLE PROFILES: PART 3
- •I stopped reading after "Leo."
- •This made me laugh so hard
- •Con: you're a dipshit, Pro: I'm not swiping for you
- •Yas kween
- •Tell your nephew his movies are garbage
- •Thank you so much for this free Oprah Life Class
- •I only talked to people for like ten minutes. This guy's name was Mario.
- •Then I deleted the app for the 40th time.