1. Friday night, I had dinner with a friend who invited me over to play on Tinder and get un-sober. 🌳
  2. So I had some fun. Then I deleted the app.
  3. Then a guy I was talking to (despite never giving him my last name) found my Twitter and, as a result, my PROFESSIONAL email address where I specify in my Twitter bio that it should be used for business inquiries ONLY.
  4. He sent me an email to ask me out.
  5. This was my response
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  6. Men: don't. fucking. do that. to a woman. EVER.