1. Friday night, I had dinner with a friend who invited me over to play on Tinder and get un-sober. 🌳
  2. So I had some fun. Then I deleted the app.
  3. Then a guy I was talking to (despite never giving him my last name) found my Twitter and, as a result, my PROFESSIONAL email address where I specify in my Twitter bio that it should be used for business inquiries ONLY.
  4. He sent me an email to ask me out.
  5. This was my response
  6. Men: don't. fucking. do that. to a woman. EVER.