MY FAVORITE ASTROLOGICAL SIGNS
I'm gonna be real with you guys. I'm procrastinating.
- •Aries: Fun as shit. Crazy as shit. Loyal as shit. Blunt as shit. Intense as shit.
- •Gemini: Total fuckin' weirdos, SCARY smart, really good listeners and advice givers.
- •Libra: Eccentric in the best way. Usually pretty optimistic. Very little drama if any at all, tbh.
- •Scorpio: Hyper sexual. (My moon is in Scorpio, surprising exactly no one.)
- •Sagittarius: I love these fuckers. They're fiery and fun as hell. Sweet and funny.
- •Aquarius: Outspoken, low bullshit tolerance, silly. These are my people.
- •Pisces: Inarguably the best sign. Big fucking mushes who will ALWAYS be there for you. Sweet, kind, thoughtful, the best company you can have.@dave and my work wife, Caroline