I made this one, too.
  1. Taurus: Your jokes are not as funny as you think they are and it annoys me.
  2. Leo: Everything is about you. Always.
  3. Cancer: You're emotional, I get that. So am I. But if you don't get it out in some way, you're gonna end up burning down a government building or something.
  4. Capricorn: I just don't value material possessions, so it's hard for me to relate. Plus, the fact that you remember EVERYTHING is really fucking annoying sometimes.
  5. Virgo: I don't hate Virgos, I legit know NOTHING about 'em. Do Virgos even exist? Or are they an urban legend because I'm starting to think so.