MY ONLINE DATING PICTURES

This is how you do it, kids.
  1. Listen, you gotta draw 'em in somehow.
    Top two facets of my personality: sexy and weird.
  2. Gotta show dat full body, nah mean?
    It says: HEY YOU GUYS, I'M WITHIN A HEALTHY BMI RANGE, YOU STUPID, SHALLOW FUCKS.
  3. My mantra.
    If you ever suggest that we go jogging, I'll tell you to fuck right off.
  4. What? I looked hot on Halloween, okay?
    Also, I'm a man-eater.
  5. I fucking love this pic of me and my friend's baby, Gigi. She is my spirit animal.
    If a dude is dumb enough to legit think that's my kid, I'm glad he swiped left for me.
  6. Included this to ensure that dudes know what I look like most of the time.
    I'm not a pin-up chick 24/7. I'm usually in Doc Martens and a flannel dress, so I hope you like my "Courtney Love starter kit" aesthetic. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯