MY ONLINE DATING PICTURES
This is how you do it, kids.
- •Listen, you gotta draw 'em in somehow.Top two facets of my personality: sexy and weird.
- •Gotta show dat full body, nah mean?It says: HEY YOU GUYS, I'M WITHIN A HEALTHY BMI RANGE, YOU STUPID, SHALLOW FUCKS.
- •My mantra.If you ever suggest that we go jogging, I'll tell you to fuck right off.
- •What? I looked hot on Halloween, okay?Also, I'm a man-eater.
- •I fucking love this pic of me and my friend's baby, Gigi. She is my spirit animal.If a dude is dumb enough to legit think that's my kid, I'm glad he swiped left for me.
- •Included this to ensure that dudes know what I look like most of the time.I'm not a pin-up chick 24/7. I'm usually in Doc Martens and a flannel dress, so I hope you like my "Courtney Love starter kit" aesthetic. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯