OH WAIT, IT GETS BETTER. I LET MY MOTHER PICK OUT THE PICTURES FOR MY DATING PROFILE, TOO.

  1. Most closely represents what I look like on a daily basis. I get why why chose this one.
  2. Over a year old and shows off my forehead wrinkles. Why, Lisa. Why.
  3. Over a year old as well. "I thought you looked cute in this one!"
  4. I AM LITERALLY DYEING MY HAIR IN THIS PHOTO. WHY DID YOU CHOOSE THIS ONE, LISA.
  5. Meh.
  6. Okay, I think this is a solid choice.