REASONS @JOHN CONTINUES TO IGNORE ME
All I want is for you to take me out to a nice steak dinner in NYC, @john. Is that so much to ask?
- •He'a still waiting to hear back from his email to @Nicholas about getting me kicked off The List App.
- •The restraining order got lost in the mail.
- •He's comfortable with sexual napalm, but my shit is atomic.
- •He's intimidated by how well I sing Katy Perry's part in "Who You Love."And that I know all the choreography from the video.
- •@john, Carlos Santana and I once had a threesome and they've both been avoiding me ever since.But Carlos keeps sending me snapchats.
- •Hates that my baby bird impression is SO much better than his.
- •Is only dating stable women at the moment.¯\_(ツ)_/¯