SEX TOYS I PREFER, RANKED

  1. 8.
    Hitachi Magic Wand
    Too powerful. Hitachi is great if you wanna squirt, but I'm always too lazy to put a towel down.
  2. 7.
    A rabbit I got off of Amazon
    First toy I ever owned. Don't do it. Pay the big bucks for the real one. It broke after like 3 uses (the pearls stopped rotating; I didn't break it off in my vagina or something). 👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻
  3. 6.
    Fun Factory's "Tiger"
    I don't usually like penetrative masturbation, but this one is dope cuz it's ribbed and ribbed toys are kinda hard to find.
  4. 5.
    Bitch paddle
    I've been called a power bottom by 3 different men. Whoops. *I don't like being called a bitch in bed, but there's something about it on paraphernalia that I dig. Like YES, I'M A TOUGH BITCH AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT etc etc but if you call me bitch out loud, I'll rip your fucking face off kthanksbye
  5. 4.
    "Tickled Pink" wrist restraints
    Available at Babeland.com. Inexpensive, not connected so you can tie them together (this is hard to explain, but each cuff is connected to a strip of fabric and not to the other cuff so you can tie the two cuffs together in whatever way you'd like).
  6. 3.
    Bunny tickler
    You can put it on the bullet vibrator below to change things up. The ears can go on either side of your clit and the sensation is 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻💯💯💯
  7. 2.
    Babeland bullet
    $15. So good I've replaced it 3 times since 2008.
  8. 1.
    The Womanizer
    Only toy on the market that has SUCTION. You read that right: a vibrator with suction. It's like receiving oral if your partner's head vibrated. Seriously cannot recommend enough. http://www.babeland.com/mobile/product/detail/4642