TEN THINGS I SEEK IN A SIGNIFICANT HOTDOG ❤️

Inspired by @ListPrompts
  1. 1.
    Between 6 and 7 inches long.
  2. 2.
    All beef, no fillers.
  3. 3.
    Tip cut correctly.
  4. 4.
    Served hot.
  5. 5.
    Has a respectable girth.
  6. 6.
    Has some firmness to it. Isn't just flopping around.
  7. 7.
    Tastes 80% meaty, 20% salty.
  8. 8.
    Easy to swallow.
  9. 9.
    No one is pushing the back of my head while I'm eating it.
  10. 10.
    I can cut it up into small pieces and feed it to my kid.