THINGS I HAVE EATEN POST-SEX: RANKED
Mama likes to graze. 🐄
- •10. Vegetarian sushi (sweet potato roll)Love me some sweet potato rolls, but the sex was so, so bad, you guys. :(
- •9. Omelette with tomatoes, bacon, peppers, onions and potatoMeh.
- •8. Thai takeout (ginger beef, yo)Takeout was bomb, company was so-so.
- •7. Fried chicken sandwich and a large plate of French fries from the Commodore in BrooklynThis is supposed to be the best chicken sandwich in all of NYC, but I was VERY stoned and couldn't taste any of it. :(
- •6. 85% cacao dark chocolate with Justin's brand plain almond butter on a spoonSo sensual, you guys.
- •5. Dark chocolate-covered marshmallows dipped in peanut butterIt was with someone I now dislike immensely, but I was high off tincture (which gives you a body high, not a head high) and receiving a back rub during this, two factors that definitely affect this ranking.
- •4. Dark chocolate-covered cashews and potato chips (eaten together)Surprisingly delicious!
- •3. Barbecue bacon flavored tortilla chipsI'm a lil piggy, you guys. 🐷
- •2. A giant bag of kettle cornY'all have no idea how much I lurve kertle kern.
- •1. Pizza, mozzarella sticks, wings, French friesThat was a fun night. (No, I did NOT crash a bat mitzvah. I swear!)