THINGS MY NEW HAIR MAKES ME LOOK LIKE

Goddammit, now I gotta update all my dating profile pictures SIKE I'M OFF ALL THE APPS
  1. That I'm really into Snow White cosplay
  2. A poor man's Katy Perry
  3. Professor Snape's daughter
  4. Jessica Jones if it were on Hulu
  5. ?
  6. ??