THOUGHTS ON VALENTINE'S DAY SEX
- •"Special" sex for certain holidays is BS.
- •Fuck whenever y'all want.
- •You don't owe anything to anyone because it's a certain day in the calendar.
- •That's like someone being like, "Suck my dick! It's Flag Day!"
- •"Fist me! Why? Ummm because it's GEORGE WASHINGTON'S BIRTHDAY, THAT'S WHY."
- •If you wanna do it on Valentine's Day (or any day)--do it! If you don't, don't.
- •I feel the same way about birthday sex. Don't feel obligated to fuck someone simply because they slid out if a vagina however many years ago. You don't need to reward them for still being alive with a blowjob.
- •That said, I always offer anal on dudes' birthdays because I think it's fun. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯