THOUGHTS ON VALENTINE'S DAY SEX

  1. "Special" sex for certain holidays is BS.
  2. Fuck whenever y'all want.
  3. You don't owe anything to anyone because it's a certain day in the calendar.
  4. That's like someone being like, "Suck my dick! It's Flag Day!"
  5. "Fist me! Why? Ummm because it's GEORGE WASHINGTON'S BIRTHDAY, THAT'S WHY."
  6. If you wanna do it on Valentine's Day (or any day)--do it! If you don't, don't.
  7. I feel the same way about birthday sex. Don't feel obligated to fuck someone simply because they slid out if a vagina however many years ago. You don't need to reward them for still being alive with a blowjob.
  8. That said, I always offer anal on dudes' birthdays because I think it's fun. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯