What happened directly after my mom put on her new bathing suit

  1. [walks around]
  2. "Wait."
  3. "Why is my crotch so crinkly?"
  4. "Oh shit, I think the liner is still in here."
  5. [reaches into crotch of bathing suit]
  6. [sound of tape ripping off of fabric]
  7. "That sounded like I just ripped duct tape off of my vagina."
  8. [throws liner out in the trash]
  9. (She is now BESIDE HERSELF laughing)
  10. "Just call me ol' Crinkly Crotch!"
  11. If anyone wondered where I get my sense of humor from, there ya go.