WHAT I IMAGINE HAVING SEX WITH @JOHN IS LIKE

I'm totally going to get kicked off of this fucking app for this. I'm so sorry*, @john. (*total lie)
  1. When I tell him "let's do this."
  2. One minute in
  3. Two minutes in
  4. Three minutes in
  5. Four minutes in
  6. Five minutes in (almost there)
  7. The big finale
  8. "Hey, is it my turn now?"