WHAT I IMAGINE HAVING SEX WITH @JOHN IS LIKE
I'm totally going to get kicked off of this fucking app for this. I'm so sorry*, @john. (*total lie)
- •When I tell him "let's do this."
- •One minute in
- •Two minutes in
- •Three minutes in
- •Four minutes in
- •Five minutes in (almost there)
- •The big finale
- •"Hey, is it my turn now?"