WHAT I'VE BEEN ACTING LIKE TODAY EVER SINCE I REALIZED THE GUY I WAS DATING TOTALLY CHEATED ON ME

I'm sorry, but you do NOT cheat on someone who is as fucking awesome as I am. GOOD FUCKING LUCK finding someone as fun, hot, and smart as me who will let you put it in her butt. 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
  1. A thundercunt
  2. Christian Bale when he blew up at that lighting person or whatever
  3. A used tampon
  4. Hitler on his period
  5. Every member of ISIS
  6. The Tasmanian Devil after getting pulled over by the cops for racial profiling
  7. A disposable douche filled with battery acid
  8. Naomi Campbell on a good day