WHAT MY EXES ARE UP TO

Inspired by @MelissaStetten
  1. In the process of legally changing his name.
    Not because of me! He just has a really shitty name.
  2. Reached out to me a few weeks ago! Is still a huge fucking flake!
    I shut him down.
  3. Posting a lot of pictures of wine on his Instagram.
    🍾
  4. Probably in jail.
    He assaulted me.
  5. Cheating on his new girlfriend.
  6. In Mongolia, finding himself and shit.
  7. Adopted a dog with the dollar-store version of me.
  8. Off being sad somewhere.