WHAT MY QUEEFS HAVE SOUNDED LIKE

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  1. A garage door opening
  2. The wind whipping through the willows on grandpa's farm
  3. A 3-year-old girl blowing out the candles on her birthday cake
  4. What happens when you blow up a balloon and suddenly let it go
  5. A golden retriever sighing
    It's like, "What's the matter, buddy? Long day?"
  6. A whoopee cushion on its last legs
  7. A gunshot
  8. Aretha Franklin clearing her throat