WHAT YOUR DATING APP OF CHOICE SAYS ABOUT YOU
- •MatchYour cousin got engaged to a guy off Match and Gary's okay, I guess. Is he the best match for Tiffany? I don't know, but, hey, it's her life, not mine.
- •OkCupidYou want to get laid, but you don't want to spend any money. You also LOVE taking Buzzfeed quizzes and used to post them on Facebook back when that was a thing. If you're STILL posting Buzzfeed quiz results on your Facebook then get away from me
- •TinderI see what ya doin' boo. I see you 😏
- •eHarmonyYou are VERY recently divorced and may be unaware of the fact that that app is incredibly homophobic. Please don't give them your money okay bye
- •BumbleYou are a smart, smart lady.
- •Christian MingleYou don't follow me on The List App, so you'll never see this. But peace be with you (and also with you).