YOU'RE GONNA REGRET FOLLOWING ME

@bobbyhundreds is threatening me, you guys. Just kidding! I lost a follower today after posting a list about my period, so it inspired me to write the following warning 🙅🏼
  1. You're gonna regret following me if...
  2. You'd rather not hear a 27yo white woman talk about her butthole all the time.
    My butthole's SO cute, you guys! 😉
  3. If you'd rather not know what jizz tastes like.
  4. If female bodily functions (oozing blood out the vagina, queefing) make you clutch your pearls.
  5. While we're on the subject, if you don't want to hear about pearl necklaces.
  6. If you think me gifting anal to my current sex partner for his birthday is "a little much."
  7. If you don't appreciate that my favorite word of all time is "cunt."
    I use it as a term of endearment VERY often.
  8. If you'd rather not read the list I'm gonna write when I first have period sex.
  9. If you'd rather not know if the carpet matches the drapes.
    Or, in my case, shiny hardwood floors because I am as bald as a Barbie doll down there, you guys.
  10. If you don't want to read lists about sex written by a chick whose least favorite word is "unladylike" and has not been able to muster the strength to give any fucks for the last 8 years of her life. ✌🏻️