YOU'RE GONNA REGRET FOLLOWING ME
@bobbyhundreds is threatening me, you guys. Just kidding! I lost a follower today after posting a list about my period, so it inspired me to write the following warning 🙅🏼
- •You're gonna regret following me if...
- •You'd rather not hear a 27yo white woman talk about her butthole all the time.My butthole's SO cute, you guys! 😉
- •If you'd rather not know what jizz tastes like.
- •If female bodily functions (oozing blood out the vagina, queefing) make you clutch your pearls.
- •While we're on the subject, if you don't want to hear about pearl necklaces.
- •If you think me gifting anal to my current sex partner for his birthday is "a little much."
- •If you don't appreciate that my favorite word of all time is "cunt."I use it as a term of endearment VERY often.
- •If you'd rather not read the list I'm gonna write when I first have period sex.
- •If you'd rather not know if the carpet matches the drapes.Or, in my case, shiny hardwood floors because I am as bald as a Barbie doll down there, you guys.
- •If you don't want to read lists about sex written by a chick whose least favorite word is "unladylike" and has not been able to muster the strength to give any fucks for the last 8 years of her life. ✌🏻️