As much as I appreciate the sentiment in that text my ex-ex sent asking if I wanted birthday sex, three days after my birthday. It's not exactly what I had in mind...
  1. Keith Morrison from Dateline to narrate my life for a week
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  2. My dad to reenact the "it's not your fault" scene from Goodwill Hunting with me
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  3. To perform a simple impromptu dance in front of everyone
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  4. Victoria Beckham to hand pick and purchase and entire wardrobe for me
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  5. Hugh Laurie's opinion on everything.
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  6. A trip to Léon, Spain with Paul Scheer acting as my tour guide.
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  7. This guy that currently resides in Delaware, to marry me.
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