It's a genuine shame that we didn't discover that new "Planet 9" before now. The other planets were named after gods of Roman mythology, which was cool. The politically correct committee approach to naming the new one will reflect all that's wrong with modern society. So let's cut to the chase and use one of these.
  1. Oprah
  2. Khloë
  3. Prius
  4. Love
  5. Wounded Knee
  6. Stop Kony
  7. #Hashtag
  8. Hamilton: The Musical
  9. Che
  10. This: