2015, You're Cool, but It's Time We Break Up

  1. It's not you, it's me.
  2. I found a new year.
  3. I just feel like we've grown apart.
  4. We had some good times, so let's remember them.
  5. Please stop crying.
  6. No, I'm not on Tinder.
  7. We're in a public place, please stop making a scene
  8. Remember how you brought David Letterman and John Stewart into retirement? We'd never work.
  9. Calm down it's only been a year.
  10. It's not like you ever met my parents or anything...
  11. YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
  12. Put the gun away 2015-
  13. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!