1. Bruce Willis was alive, just a terrible psychologist
  2. Bruce Willis was a robot, and Halle Joel Osmond was his maker
  3. It was all a dream
  4. Bruce Willis decided to drop his patient and go on a year long vacation to the Bahamas
  5. Halle Joel Osmond was dead the whole time
  6. Bruce Willis never existed, and Halle Joel Osmond grows up to be Edward Norton in "Fight Club" @blessedbyacohen