Five Terrible Jokes I'm Making Up as I Type
- •What did the canoe say to the other canoe?Can-you pass me that oar?
- •What do all turtles have in common?A shell
- •How many eggs does it take to make an omelette?Ome-lette you decide
- •Why do artists use a brush?Because sticks aren't as effective
- •What's the best place to get a cup of coffee?The cup store next to the coffee shop