Five Terrible Jokes I'm Making Up as I Type
- 1.What did the canoe say to the other canoe?Can-you pass me that oar?
- 2.What do all turtles have in common?A shell
- 3.How many eggs does it take to make an omelette?Ome-lette you decide
- 4.Why do artists use a brush?Because sticks aren't as effective
- 5.What's the best place to get a cup of coffee?The cup store next to the coffee shop