1. What did the canoe say to the other canoe?
    Can-you pass me that oar?
  2. What do all turtles have in common?
    A shell
  3. How many eggs does it take to make an omelette?
    Ome-lette you decide
  4. Why do artists use a brush?
    Because sticks aren't as effective
  5. What's the best place to get a cup of coffee?
    The cup store next to the coffee shop