Five things you can do with a baby carriage other than carriaging babies

  1. 1.
    Battering ram
    Just throw some metal on that b*tch and you're ready to go.
  2. 2.
    Jousting
    Baby or no baby the choice is yours! Just stick a wooden plank on the end, find a buddy with a jousting baby carriage, and game on!
  3. 3.
    Submarine
    Granted this one is going to take some work. But I smell a #worthit in your next tweet.
  4. 4.
    Hammock
    Whose got two trees, some industrial rope, and a new cramped Hammock? THIS GUY!
  5. 5.
    Post Apocalyptic Battle Carriage
    Just lace up a bazooka, tie in a flame thrower, maybe glue a missile, and turn your baby into the ultimate zombie survivor.