Great Excuses for Not Going to the Gym

  1. I would, but Netflix is on.
  2. Ugh, I wanna work out so badly! But I just ordered Pad Thai...
  3. I sooooo want to join you but there's this guy whose always there and it's awkward between us.
  4. Hold up, is that a quinceanera? Well my day just got booked.
  5. I just found out Dumbledore dies, and I need time to reflect
  6. I think I'm going to this other gym later
  7. I bought the P90x DVD's so I can't justify a trip to the gym
  8. I already went last year