The Most Shattering Responses I Get When Talking to Girls - From: A Short Guy

  1. You're adorable!
  2. 27? You look 17.
  3. Ugh, I want to show my boyfriend how cute you are
  4. You should date my friend! She's so smart and she's like 4'11
  5. Can we have a sleep over? I want my parents to adopt you so you can be my brother