Unfinished Lists in My Draft Box

  1. UNTITLED LIST
  2. SMALLEST LIES WE TELL OURSELVES
  3. IF I HAD A GAMESHARK FOR LIFE
  4. IF SHAKESPEARE WERE A BRO
  5. PRISON RULES FROM A 5'3 JEW WHOSE NEVER BEEN TO PRISON
  6. FRAT BRO YOGA
  7. TEXT MESSAGES JUSTIN BIEBER SENT OUT BEFORE HE SHOWED HIS DICK
  8. IF I ADDED "YOU DICK" TO THESE FAMOUS MOVIE QUOTES