1. Boo a peak
    Instead of Peak a boo
  2. Meal your enjoy
    Instead of Enjoy your meal
  3. Never throw a glass when you live in a house of rocks
    Instead of Never throw of rock when you live in a house of glass
  4. Toplap
    Instead of Laptop
  5. B'n'R
    Instead of R'n'B
  6. Hop hip
    Instead of Hip hop
  7. Would be a crazy world huh
  8. Hook the off!
    Suggested by @solena
  9. Up Shut
    Or Fuck the Up Shut!
    Suggested by @jennifergster
  10. Having your sleeve on your heart
    Suggested by @solena
  11. Running around like a head with its chicken cut off
    *Rolling around?
    Suggested by @kaelliope
  12. Even I can't 😆🙃
    Suggested by @kaelliope
  13. A Time Of Matter
    They all should
    Suggested by @kaelliope
  14. The storm before the quiet
    Pretty much describes my arguments with my partner 😳
    Suggested by @kaelliope
  15. Forward Fast
    Instead of Fast forward. Actually I do this. I always have. "Forward Fast they this song", "Forward Fast thru this part of the movie." Makes sense. I want it to go forward....fast.🙃
    Suggested by @kaelliope
  16. Carpe Diem!
    Instead of YOLO. .....(omg that hurt to type).....
    Suggested by @kaelliope
  17. Pass Pass Puff
    Why is it *never* my turn???
    Suggested by @kaelliope
  18. Liondande
  19. Player football
  20. Down hammer