5 PHOTOS ON MY PHONE, CHOSEN AT RANDOM

I'm following directions.
  1. Picture One: Evidence of my domesticity
  2. Picture Two: I don't always craft, but when I do it's a present wrapped as a TARDIS
  3. Picture Three: This is just the best bar in the world, McSorley's, being the best bar in the world.
  4. Picture Four: When your boyfriend is actually hipster Batman
  5. Picture Five: Sometimes I hang out with Mark Ryan at Den of Geek pirate parties.