ALTERNATIVE NAMES FOR HARRY POTTER FILMS

Feeling magical, where my wizards at? ⚡️
  1. Harry Potter and the "everyone leave me alone, I just want to be a suburban muggle dad that drives a mini van"
  2. Malfoy and the "help me mommy, I don't want to be a death eater anymore"
  3. Harry Potter and the "Hermione, why are you sending me mixed signals?"
  4. Malfoy and the "fuck this shit, I'm transferring out of Hogwarts"
  5. Neville Longbottom and the "am I hot yet?"
  6. Neville Longbottom and the blessed hormones
  7. Neville Longbottom and "take me now" thank you
  8. Neville Longbottom and the please enter my chamber of secrets
  9. Malfoy and the #SlytherinLivesMatter
  10. Harry Potter and the goblet of firey teenage angst
  11. Hermoine and the "I am filled with educational remorse...I could have been a Rhodes Scholar"
  12. Harry Potter and the broken bro code, Part 1: "Ron, I nailed your sister"
  13. Ginny and the "sorry Ron, I'm breaking sibling code"
  14. Dobby and the Deathly Hampers Part 1: Socks on socks on socks, Part 2: Dobby iz a free elf
  15. Dumbledore and the I refuse to be sent to a wizarding retirement home
  16. Snape and the "Harry your dad is the world's biggest douche wiz"
  17. Sirius Black and the ultimate game of hide and seek
  18. Snape and the "Harry, I wish you were my son"
  19. Voldemort and the male pattern baldness
  20. Voldemort and the "I have mommy issues"
  21. Luna Lovegood and the adventure to candy mountain