AMAZON CUSTOMER REVIEWS: KIM KARDASHIAN'S SELFISH

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  1. 1.
    No, child.
    19/33 people found this review helpful
  2. 2.
    A poor tree died for this
    1,182/1,236 people found this review helpful
  3. 3.
    I smell a Pulitzer
    17/22 people found this review helpful
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    They should perfume the pages so blind people can hate it, too
    368/374 people found this review helpful
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    I bought this book because I really wanted to go into the tropical fish business. I really thought this would be an instructional guide to Sell Fish. This woman with the trout face really threw me off. Apparently this book is actually about selling melons as I can see from this cover photo. Buyers beware.
    655/716 people found this review helpful
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    I sent this book to my ex. I really hate my ex
    146/156 people found this review helpful
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    I can recommend the audio version of this book. It lasts 37 seconds. The narrator basically says, "On this page, we have an idiot and her cleavage looking into a camera," 500 times.
    1,234/1,307 people found this review helpful
  8. 8.
    The most important work of art this year
    5/22 people found this review helpful
  9. 9.
    The REAL contribution this book has given the world is the material for the new book I will be publishing titled: Kim Kardashian Selfish: The Amazon Reviews
    1/1 people found this review helpful (Probably yours truly)
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    The most interesting thing about this book was the way ink made the flames change color as they danced round
    13/14 people found this review helpful
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    Literal and literally crap. Crystal Meth would be less toxic to your soul
    17/17 people found this review helpful
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    As David Letterman would say, this is why the rest of the world hates us
    217/241 people found this review helpful
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    I think this "book" could only be useful in PSYCH classes, to reference an extreme case of narcissism
    177/210 people found this review helpful
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    IMMA LET YALL FINISH...BUT...THIS IS THE WORST BOOK OF TIME!!!! (DROPS MIC)
    202/225 people found this review helpful
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    I had a choice between this and a monkey's paw. I chose the monkey's paw. They still made me take this book. I tried to burn it, but the match turned blue and went out. I threw it in a lake, and the fish died. When I drove home, I found it in the back seat. I'm pretty sure that in 7 days Kim is going to crawl out of this book and tell me about(...)
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    (...) her new line of clutch bags. I have a very old, sickly neighbor; I'm going to let him read it and see if the curse transfers to him. Man, I hope so.
    946/1,034 people found this review helpful
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    Why did she put a picture of a big-booked platypus on the cover of her book? And does this really make her an author? I bet Mark Twain, Ernest Hemingway, William Faulkner, Edgar Allen Poe and F. Scott Fitzgerald turned over in their graves in disbelief when they read the line "more about the author"
    22/22 people found this review helpful