HOW TO BE A COOL LIFEGUARD

  1. Have fly shades, preferably Ray bans
  2. Have floppy hair (must be flow tastic)
  3. Perfect the sassy whistle rope twirl
  4. Not give a shit about kid swim
  5. Yell at everyone to walk
    Make sure everyone knows you are the pool overlord
  6. Cast shade
  7. Slay all the bitches
    Bonus points for elementary school moms