HOW TO NOT THROW YOUR LIFE AWAY ACCORDING TO MY PARENTS

Thanks mom & dad
  1. 1.
    Don't do drugs
    Heroin, pills, cocaine, etc.
  2. 2.
    If you do decide to do drugs, only try the fun ones that wear off after 24 hours...
    Alcohol, Mary Jane
  3. 3.
    Stay in school
  4. 4.
    Get a terminal degree